Congratulations, Sarah!

Congratulations to Sarah Smallwood for winning the first Foghorn story contest, "Home from the Hill"! See her winning entry here.

And get ready for the next story contest - topic to be announced next week.

This week, check out a new short story from a Foghorn favorite, Grant Munroe, as well as quality satire from future favorite Devon Freeny.

And next week, stay tuned for the winner of our first contest! (it's not too late for last minute submissions, see the Contest page)

This week The Foghorn is proud to host the Opening Speech at the Emergency Closed Door Meeting of German-Speaking Kafka Scholars as well as further musings on death and candy.

However, we can't do it without you and your submissions! (Well, we can, but we'd rather not.)

The Foghorn has extended our first contest deadline to September 15, so get writing. See the Contest page for details.

To sweeten the deal, we are offering a prize, the very first ever Foghorn t-shirt, bearing Voytek's likeness. Be the first to own the world's most amusing shirt. Impress your hipster friends by owning the most obscure t-shirt around!